TOLCHOCK! 
(Push, blow or beat me!) 
by john daniels, jr.

A SCENE FROM TOLCHOCK!
 

We hear a soulful instrumental rendition of LA DIVA's Trash Bar song played on two strings of an electric guitar, no effects.

In the darkness, a large bed is placed center stage. There is a nightstand with a lamp.

There is a door knock sound.

A flashlight is turned on by LA DIVA, who sits on the bed. The light passes through the audience and finds its way to TINA, who is standing upstage. LA DIVA shines the light in TINA's face, which hurts TINA's eyes. LA DIVA walks over to her, keeping the light on her face. As he gets closer to her, the light starts to shine upward from under their chins.

(pause) LA DIVA kisses TINA deep and heavily. After a second, TINA wraps her arms around him and reciprocates. The flashlight goes off.
LA DIVA

I thought so.

CAITIFF appears in the isle. He is lit very exactly.
CAITIFF

Fact: A society without rules has the most rulers.
 
 

The lights go down CAITIFF.

LA DIVA turns the night-table light on. LA DIVA and TINA are in bed and undressed. They have finished. LA DIVA pulls out a single cigarette and a lighter from the nightstand.

TINA

Dope?

LA DIVA

Cigarette.

TINA

How did you get a cigarette?

LA DIVA

It's not who you know; it's who you blow. Spike can get anything.

(imitating the cartoon) -And Spike is my friend, uh-huh, uh-huh... They share the cigarette. (pause)

TINA

La Diva...

LA DIVA

Rick. My name is Richard, "Rick," Rey.

TINA

Rick Rey?

LA DIVA

It means King not Queen.

TINA

How did you know about me ... Rick.

LA DIVA leans over and gets a book from the nightstand. He hands it to TINA.
TINA

1984?

LA DIVA

Cut the crap, lover. Newspeak. It's the code language of the inner-underground.

TINA

You know the inner-underground?

LA DIVA

Nadsat.

LA DIVA reaches again into the nightstand and produces a book. It's the code language of the outer underground.

TINA

Then there is an outer underground.

LA DIVA

(In Nadsat) Pull the cancer from your ruddy rot, you ultra-violent hole.

(pause)

(Translating) Please, may have what is left from the cigarette, Miss? LA DIVA puts out the cigarette and stores the ashes and butt in a zip-lock bag.
LA DIVA

Yellow and blue make green.

TINA

I'm pregnant.

LA DIVA

Isn't it a little soon to tell?

TINA

I'm pregnant.

LA DIVA

First or second time.

TINA

First.

LA DIVA

Then they'll only ask for abortion and give you some time on community service. Look the worst that could happen is a little tube-tie party. I'll bake a cake.

TINA

I want to keep it.

LA DIVA

You all want to keep it. If I was you, I'd have bigger tits, and I'd worry a hell of a lot more about my survival.

TINA

How can you say that when you've just broken the law and could get the cage?

(pause)
LA DIVA

Your pro-choice?

TINA

P and P.

LA DIVA

Shit! Partner and Pregnancy?

TINA

I've heard that Spike has influence and can make deals. I know that favors cost.

LA DIVA

You're willing to pay that price?

TINA

I have already. Haven't I?

A long look passes between the two of them.
 
 
DIVA

What is it you want from Spike?

TINA

I'll ask Spike.

DIVA

Didn't it sink in yet? The only way for you to talk Spike is though me.

TINA

The father of my child was vortexed. He was the victim of a straight bashing. I have received messages that he is alive outside with some of the outer-underground. I want to get him back into the city and safe inside a club. Once he's here, then we can begin to make plans to have our child.

DIVA

You can't have a child in the Blue American.

TINA

Once Wes is back inside, we'll find another club to hide in. Rick...

There is a change in LA DIVA.
LA DIVA

There would be lots of details involved.

(pause)

I've always wanted to be a father. I don't know why. How the hell do I know what that's about?

Tina reaches across LA DIVA and turns off the light.
 
 
TOLCHOCK!
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 john daniels, jr.
Earth & Sky Acting Co.
Phone:  (512) 912-9819
6811 Cannonleague
Austin, Texas 78745

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