While taking a survey Lisa discovers she is not attracted to security and isn’t who she thinks she is supposed to be.  Partial nudity.  Running time approximately 30 minutes.

1. A signed contract on file with the author.
2. The author's name must appear on all playbills, programs and advertising.
3. The author's name, john daniels, jr. must appear on all playbills, programs and advertising without the use of capital letters.
4. A fee of $100.00 for the first performance and $20.00 for each performance thereafter will be due upon the completion of the run agreed to in the contract.  (The playwright does this to allow you to take his fees from your receipts, not your production budget.)
5. A copy of all playbills, programs, print advertising, and reviews; plus a production photo are required for john daniels, jr.'s archives.  They are due at the end of the run agreed to in the contract. 
6. The playwright does not secure the performance rights or permission to use the music.  He does not provide any guarantee to the availability of the suggested music for public performance. 

1. A signed contract on file with the author.
2. The author's name must appear on all playbills, programs and advertising.
3. The author's name, john daniels, jr. must appear on all playbills, programs and advertising without the use of capital letters.
4. *Fee by negotiation.
5. A copy of all playbills, programs, print advertising, and reviews; plus a production photo are required for john daniels, jr.'s archives.  They are due at the end of the run agreed to in the contract.